StupidiNews!

• Mexican officials want a full investigation into the fatal shooting of a teenager by a US Border Patrol agent during a rock-throwing incident.
• The UN Security Council is expected to level "significant" sanctions against Iran today.
• Embattled insurance firm AIG was in far deeper trouble than Bush administration officials knew, requiring tens of billions more in taxpayer money to bail out.
• A new Bloomberg poll of investors finds 73% think Greece will default on its debt.
• Amtrak plans to take WiFi on-board trains to all of its routes.