StupidiNews!

• After 49 years, the Chicago Blackhawks are once again Stanley Cup champs as they take Game 6 in OT.
• An explosion in Kandahar Province in Afghanistan killed 39 at a wedding party and injured dozens more.
• A growing movement is forming in Gulf Coast states for President Obama and family to vacation on the coast this year.
• Investors are treating BP debt as if it were junk bond status already.
• Scientists theorize that Saturn's rings may eventually give birth to moons.