StupidiNews!

• The President has tasked Secretary of the Navy and former Mississippi governor Ray Mabus to lead the Gulf recovery effort.
• A congressional investigation into ACORN has cleared the organization, but months too late to save the now defunct voter registration group.
• As expected, Congress has drastically weakened Sen. Al Franken's regulatory language on bond ratings agencies as part of a compromise bill.
• Russia is buying Canadian and Australian dollars to counter the wild ride of the greenback and euro.
• Scientist say at some point in its distant past, water covered the northern third of Mars.