StupidiNews!

• Gen. Stanley McChrystal will meet with the President today to decide his fate as Afghan theater commander.
• Minority Republican Tea Party candidates won handily in South Carolina's primary runoffs yesterday.
• As lawmakers finish up the financial regulatory bill, they have agreed to a new consumer financial protection agency -- with limitations.
• FAA figures show airliner collision alerts sounded more than 200 times since increased monitoring began three months ago.
• Google Voice goes public in the US after nearly three years of invite-only status.