StupidiNews!

• President Obama's choice of Gen. David Petraeus to take over in Afghanistan is expected to be confirmed quickly by the Senate. 
• YouTube has prevailed in a landmark copyright case filed by Viacom that could have cost owner Google billions.
• Oil sludge has now reached the Florida Panhandle as several miles of beach were inundated with sticky tar on Wednesday morning.
• Sales of new homes in May plunged to a record low after the government's homebuyer tax credit expired.
• You can get the new iPhone 4 in any color you want as long as it's black.