StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Alex is heading for landfall along the Texas-Mexico border later today as a category 1 storm.
• Alex has halted oil containment and clean-up efforts as VP Joe Biden arrives in the Gulf Coast area to observe.
• The highway from Kandahar to Kabul in Afghanistan has become the "Most Dangerous Road on Earth".
• A third of all home sales in the US now involve some level of "mortgage distress" on the property.
• Indoor cell tower technology -- "femtocells" -- are now cheap enough for carriers to take coverage to the next level.