StupidiNews!

• Initial figures on the massive A Whale oil skimmer ship may be in as early as today, indicating just how effective the cargo ship may be.
• The Governor of Wyoming is looking to sell part of the Grand Teton National Park if the Feds won't exploit the land.
• Mexico's opposition PRI party broke even in Sunday's election as the country continues to reel from drug cartel violence.
• Europe's central bank is the latest to call for austerity measures in the wake of deficits.
• The recently busted Russian spy ring was doing at least one thing right:  passing messages hidden in pictures called steganography.