StupidiNews!

• Triple digit heat is expected to scorch the Northeast over the next several days.
• Tarballs have been found now as far westward as Galveston, Texas, and that has Lone Star State residents worried there may be more.
• Israel has relaxed the Gaza blockade somewhat ahead of today's meeting between President Obama and Israeli PM Nethanyahu.
• Rough times may be ahead for the Euro as some analysts see parity with the dollar.
• With the US government getting out of the helium business, stockpiles could shrink and prices shoot up like, well, a balloon.