StupidiNews!

• Hawaii's GOP Gov. Linda Lingle has vetoed the state's civil unions bill, saying the issue must go to a statewide referendum.
• A whistleblower claims BP is cutting relief payments to fishermen if they don't assist in cleaning up toxic oil.
• South Carolina Democratic Party chair Carol Fowler is stepping down after the party's bizarre Alvin Greene primary incident.
• Still no relief in sight as the Northeast US cooks under triple digit record highs.
• Swedish Pirate Party members are considering moving The Pirate Bay site into Parliament's servers, shielding it from prosecution.