StupidiNews!

• Another tropical depression is heading for the Texas/Mexico border, only days after Hurricane Alex drenched the area.
• The NSA is supposedly working on a massive domestic infrastructure spy program called "Perfect Citizen".
• Billions may be tuning in worldwide to the FIFA World Cup, but not Americans.
• The Big Apple is getting baked under day 5 of record heat, but relief may finally be in sight this weekend.
• Microsoft security researchers are out with a list of flaws that the Big M has overlooked, but nearly all are small potatoes.