StupidiNews!

• A leak in the cap equipment must be fixed before BP can close the cap and begin siphoning off oil in the Gulf.
• Argentina's Senate will vote on legalizing gay marriage in the country, but the vote is expected to be very tough.
• California is suing mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac over implementation of the state's green housing initiative.
• JP Morgan becomes the first big bank to report earnings for the 2nd quarter and they are of course better than expected.
• Just because you win a Nobel Prize doesn't mean you're not crazy, apparently.