Friday, August 20, 2010

Glenn Beck Is Amazingly Stupid, But You Knew That

So, Glenn Beck's latest tirade goes like this:
  1. Charles Darwin came up with evolution.
  2. Evolution was used to justify eugenics by Mengele and the Nazis.
  3. The Nazis were the most evil, racist people ever of all time.
  4. Charles Darwin was therefore responsible for racism.
  5. Science is evil.
  6. Liberals worship science.
  7. Liberals are evil racists.
No really, that's his theory.  Anyone can play.  Let me try!

  1. Charles Goodyear invented vulcanized rubber in 1843.
  2. Vulcanized rubber went into tires, gaskets, and all kinds of machines and devices including weapons.
  3. Weapons and vehicles were increasingly used in war and warfare over the last 160 years.
  4. Nazis used vehicles and tires and gaskets in war.
  5. The Nazis were the most evil, racist people ever of all time.
  6. Charles Goodyear was therefore responsible for the last 160 years of war.
  7. Science is evil.
  8. Liberals worship science
  9. Liberals are evil, warlike killers.
Don't get me started on Alfred Nobel, either...

Seriously, can we just get Glenn a nice padded cell?

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