StupidiNews!

• BP is still testing the equipment needed for the "static kill" procedure, but could start later today.
• The latest government estimates put the total spill amount from Deepwater Horizon at 5 million barrels, confirming it as the worst oil spill in US history.
• Despite growing bad news from Afghanistan, voters still care far more about the US economy.
• Wildfires and record heat in Russia have killed dozens and more of both are on the way.
• Cell phone and WiFi service are finally coming to NYC subways.