StupidiNews!

• BP says its "static kill" procedure is proceeding smoothly and that soon the wellhead will be permanently sealed.
• President Obama has extended the role of combat brigades in Iraq until 2011.
• A federal judge is expected to rule today on the constitutionality of California's Prop 8 banning gay marriage.
• The death toll from drought-stricken Russia's wildfire season has reached 48 and climbing.
• Saudi Arabia joins the UAE in banning Blackberries due to encryption that's too good.