StupidiNews!

• The CDC says the salmonella recall of 380 million eggs may grow in the coming days as more cases come to light.
• Scientists say a 22-mile long plume of oil still exists deep in the Gulf of Mexico and it may stay for months.
• Alaskans will decide on Tuesday whether or not to make abortions more difficult to get for girls under 18.
• BP and Transocean continue to tangle over who is responsible for safety data for the Maconda well.
• Intel has agreed to buy security software maker McAfee for $7.68 billion as it expands its software division.