StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Earl may brush the North Carolina Outer Banks as soon as tomorrow evening.
• Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski has conceded in her close battle with Joe Miller in the Republican Senate primary.
• The nation's 50 biggest job-cutting CEOs earned a combined $600 million in 2009 and eliminated over half a million jobs.
• With subsidies ending on Japanese car production, the Toyota Prius may be the biggest loser.
• "Cannibal bacteria" could lead to new treatments and cures for diseases according to scientists.