StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Earl is expected to drop heavy rain from Cape Hatteras to Cape Cod today as it rumbles up the East coast.
• BP is warning Washington lawmakers to allow it to drill new wells in the Gulf of Mexico or else no more clean-up effort.
• The cost of company health insurance went up an average of $495 this year and companies pushed nearly 100% of that increase onto employees.
• Airlines are making steep cuts to 50-seat commuter planes and slashing routes as oil prices remain above $70 a barrel.
• New malware programs are getting better and better at looking like actual Microsoft Windows warnings, tricking users into downloading dangerous software.