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• British police are asking for help in solving the death of a British intelligence worker found dead inside a padlocked duffel bag.
• Environmental scientists are saying more rigorous testing on Gulf Coast seafood is needed, but NOAA disagrees, saying it's safe.
• Afghan Taliban forces are targeting western music as Islamist influence spreads across the country.
• Concerns that western banks have too much exposure to European debt is dragging down stocks.
• It's Windows for your home windows as Microsoft's new Hohm power monitoring software aims to save you money.