StupidiNews!

• Embattled Harlem Democrat Charlie Rangel faces multiple primary opponents today in New York.
• A new Pew media study shows that the biggest long-term threats to FOX News's dominance in politics is...Stewart and Colbert.
• California Dem Jerry Brown is apologizing to Bill Clinton over Brown's remarks over the weekend involving Monica Lewinsky.
• Veterans Affairs had a deal with Prudential over lump-sum life insurance payments for over six million soldiers.
• Nintendo's console-defining smash Super Mario Bros. has a super 25th birthday this week.