StupidiNews!

• The Nobel Peace Prize has gone to imprisoned Chinese dissident and civil rights crusader Lin Xiaobo, prompting a furious response from the Chinese government.
• At a rally in Maryland, President Obama went after GOP contributions from big business and undisclosed, possibly foreign donors.
• Pakistani border crossings for NATO forces from Afghanistan have slowed to a crawl, but Taliban insurgents don't get a second glance.
• The defect hit $1.3 trillion this year, prompting former Fed chair Alan Greenspan to call for Social Security and Medicare cuts.
• Scientists say bee colony die-offs are being caused by a combination of microbes infecting colonies, a fungus and a virus.