StupidiNews!

• A new Bin Laden audio tape threatens France for its recent legislative decision to ban the burqa.
• Scientists discover what could be a gene for being liberal.
• Mexican drug cartels have expanded south into neighboring Guatemala.
• A new Bloomberg poll finds Republican policies are still wildly unpopular, but voters still favor them and expect them to fix the economy quickly if voted in.
• Apple appears to be working on a custom iPhone SIM chip that could cut out the carrier middleman and allow Apple to sell to any phone network.