StupidiNews!

• Economists see "sub-par" GDP growth ahead for America in early 2011...
• ...But scientists say the economic slump has actually cut carbon emissions by 1.3% this year.
• Red tape, environmental concerns and lack of capital investment is keeping California out of the 2010 gold rush.
• Ireland has officially petitioned the EU for a $100 billion bailout to save its banks.
• The House is looking at a new bill to give the government power over some private networks.