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• Auburn kicker Wes Byrum nailed a field goal as time expired to give the Tigers the national college football title 22-19 over the Oregon Ducks.
• Spanish Basque separatists have declared a permanent cease fire, but the Spanish government wants ETA to surrender and disband.
• The US's top contractor watchdog in Afghanistan is resigning under a cloud of controversy and some $56 billion in wasted spending.
• Greenland's goal of attaining independence from Denmark depends on developing the country's oil reserves.
• Intel and NVIDIA have announced a six year tech sharing deal that could put rival chipmaker AMD out in the cold for good.