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• After a long and brutal night, the Egyptian Army is moving to break up groups of pro and anti-Mubarak demonstrators clashing in Cairo.
• The recession and contraceptives are credited for the teen birth rate in the US being the lowest in 70 years.
• Ahead of final election results, Haiti's mood is subdued, if not bleak.
• European leaders are urging Mubarak to engage in a quick transition to a new government.
• NASA's Kepler project has found hundreds of Earth-sized planets, leading to speculation that there may be other habitable worlds out there.