StupidiNews!

• Both NFL players and owners have agreed to a 24 hour extension as far as expiring contract negotiations but a lockout is still considered very likely.
• Wisconsin Republicans have issued arrest orders for 14 absent Democratic Senators while Gov. Scott Walker vows today to begin laying off state workers unless they return.
• The International Criminal Court at The Hague has officially opened a war crimes investigation into Libyan ruler Qaddafi's crackdown.
• The Federal Reserve is signaling an abrupt end to bond purchases as part of "QE2" in June is on the table rather than a gradual scale-back.
• Researchers say people are more likely to react positively to virtual trainers who look and act like they do.