StupidiNews!

• The University of Connecticut Huskies have beaten the Butler Bulldogs 53-41 to take Coach Jim Calhoun's third NCAA men's basketball title.
• The UN may declare Palestine its own sovereign state, which would put Israel in position of militarily occupying a UN member.
• The Obama administration has given up on trying alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Muhammad in civilian court as Republicans and Democrats in Congress have blocked every attempt to do so.
• Treasury Secretary Geithner is warning that the US faces "severe hardships" if the debt ceiling is not raised by July.
• Movie studios are demanding a complete shutdown of online movie rental service Zedeva as well as billions in damages.