StupidiNews!

• The man suspected of planting a bomb in a Colorado mall on the 12th anniversary of the Columbine massacre is due in court in Denver today.
• Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a bill that would set the mandatory prison sentence for cooking hashish to two years to life in prison for the first offense.
• Low supplies of refining materials for gasoline in the eastern half of the country means gas prices could hit record highs before Memorial Day.
• Britain's economy is out of recession in 2011...barely...but analysts say the nation's economic growth is almost solely due to low-paying service jobs.
• Sony is scrambling to assure customers of its online PlayStation Network that their data is still safe after hackers compromised the network and potentially millions of credit card numbers.