StupidiNews!

• Continued flooding in the Midwest is prompting evacuations along the Mississippi and Ohio rivers in the state of Arkansas.
• Democrat Mike Honda of California has introduced immigration reform legislation that would include reuniting family members and for the first time, same-sex partners.
• Americans are paying the lowest tax burden in decades according to the OMB and the post-WWII historic average.
• Restaurants across the country are raising prices, causing inflation hawks to warn the Fed must raise interest rates soon.
• Fire ants survive flooding by assembling themselves into huge rafts of thousands of individual ants, and scientists want to know how.