Ironic License, Please

One of the Ohio Republicans who pushed a state law to toughen voter ID restrictions to "prevent fraud" because there's no reason why "citizens wouldn't have a driver's license" would himself lose the right to vote under the law because his license may be revoked for an Indiana DUI.

On April 23, an Indiana state trooper pulled Rep. Robert Mecklenborg over for a burned out headlight on a 2004 Lexus he was driving. After failing three separate field sobriety tests, Mecklenborg allegedly refused to take a breath test and was placed under arrest. A blood test later revealed that he had recently taken a Viagra.

"Given that he likely is not in possession of his own drivers license (it should have been confiscated and suspended in accordance with Indiana DUI law and procedure), perhaps he will opt to arrest his drive to repress voting rights," the Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee's Carolyn Fiddler wrote in a blog post.

Mecklenborg's arrest was first reported by local news station WLWT. His arrest report has been posted online. It shows that Mecklenborg was accompanied by a 26-year-old woman, who a local blogger claims has "personal connections" with Concepts Show Girls strip club, which is right near where Mecklenborg was arrested.

Republican stupidity really cannot be demonstrated in the real world any better than this.  In their zeal to make voting as hard as possible for students, the elderly, minorities, and the poor, this asshole caught drunk and on Viagra with a 26-year old girl near a strip club would in fact revoke his own right to vote, on top of being a criminal douchebag while proclaiming to the world that only bad, evil people would be against a voter ID law.  They can't even take over the country when the means to take over the country are literally handed to them, because they're too busy thinking with the wrong head and getting arrested for breaking laws they are supposed to be writing in the first place.  Joss Whedon could not pen better material for any medium.

The irony, it forms myriad threads that interweave on so many different levels, it creates a 17-dimensional sweater.  I understand that yes, Republicans are still dangerously crooked bastards who will destroy the country given the first opportunity to enrich themselves (and proceed to do so on a daily basis) but the Darwinian elimination of the ones who are just too stupid to get that simple process down?  Why, that's the only moment of levity we have on this ginormous wallowing dirigible bound for the lower planes.

And yes, there are strip clubs in Indiana.