Last Call

And then the air was filled with the sound of a million wingnuts rending their garments and gnashing their teeth.

Investigations are progressing into the U.S. operations of News Corp after the UK phone hacking scandal, U.S. Attorney-General Eric H. Holder said in Australia on Friday.

"There have been members of Congress in the United States who have asked us to investigate those same allegations and we are progressing in that regard using the appropriate Federal law enforcement agencies," Holder told reporters.

The Obama justice department investigating the parent company of FOX News.

Let that sink in for a moment what that means to the conspiracy-obsessed people who think Holder is coming for their guns and precious bodily fluids.

Oh, and the CEO of Rupert Murdoch's Dow Jones, owner of the Wall Street Journal, Les Hinton, just resigned.

It's turning into a bad, bad day for the guys at FOX.