We can't help but project our humanity onto devices. Our phones were a failure when they just made calls. Computers were lame when all you could do was data entry and peck out letters. Even television was ho-hum when it was programmed by someone else. When the Internet revolution came and porn flooded the web, it became obvious that adding a sexual side to devices cemented them with the population. Now we have webcam shows, sexting and on-demand adult programming that has added spice to technology.
That means the following article shouldn't be much of a surprise, but boy was it (at least to me!).
There is now a USB vibrator (yes, you read that right). It comes with 8 or 16 GB of storage, like anyone cares. It now "discreetly" gives users a way to keep their fun... ahem... portable. I thought it was a joke at first, but CNET assures me it is not. Adult or not, I had to get an initial giggle attack out of the way, then I began to write this.
Christmas gift? I think not. Gift for the geek who has everything (except a boyfriend)? I suppose so. At any rate, this was one of the most amusing tech articles I've written in a while. Enjoy!
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