Thursday, September 8, 2011

StupidiNews! Local Facepalm Edition

Often I am so busy reading national news and events that I overlook my own area.  Sometimes you just have to shake your head and accept that you will never understand why some people do what they do.


Brett Cummins, a meteorologist at Little Rock television station KARK, has been interviewed several times since police were called to a home in Maumelle Monday morning, police spokesman Lt. Jim Hansard said.

The homeowner, who was identified in a police report as Christopher Barbour, told police he found Cummins asleep in the hot tub next to 24-year-old Dexter Williams. Williams' face was discolored, and he had a chain around his neck that appeared to resemble a dog collar, the report said. Barbour allegedly told police that the three men had been drinking and doing drugs the night before.

To each their own, but I think I speak for everyone when I say AWKWAAAAARD.


These incidents were reported in Springfield on Wednesday. These are initial reports, not fully vetted by police, as collected by the Springfield Police Department and shared with the public through blotter-type notations.

This is not intended to be a comprehensive list of incidents.

... Skipping the other reports and going straight to the grand finale.

At 6:22 p.m., Springfield Police went to St. John’s hospital to assist another agency investigating a rape that occurred in Polk County. At the hospital, police interviewed the alleged rape victim. During the interview, the woman admitted she lied about being raped so she could get an ambulance ride back to Springfield.

Yeah, not our finest moments. 

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