The matter of the unwanted enema remains an “unsolved case,” according to police in northern California.
As detailed in a Sonoma Police Department report, a 53-year-old man who is “visually impaired” called cops in early-May to report a bizarre encounter in his apartment. The man, whose name cops redacted from the report, said that an unknown female entered his home one Sunday afternoon and announced that she, “Needed to give him an enema.”
While the man “thought this to be somewhat strange,” he did not think the enema was “entirely out of the question as he had undergone surgery on his intestines recently and assumed it may have been ordered by his doctor even though he had not been notified.”
Somewhat strange, indeed. I'd hate to catch this guy on a really weird day. I suppose there is no way this will turn out to be legitimate, but really... what are the odds of having that type of surgery and this happening?
More important of all, how will they turn this into an Obamacare story?
* Amusing tag added because how many times does one get to cover an enema and a crime?
** Title runner-ups include- And Now For Your Tuesday Morning Crap-O-Gram, What An Enigma... Oh, Wait and Pull My Finger, It's Tuesday!
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