Last Call

And your next GOP-created hostage situation is this: Orange Julius say he will defund the entire Justice Department unless they start defending DOMA in federal court.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) threatened Friday to withhold funding from the Justice Department unless it agrees to defend a ban on the federal government recognizing same-sex marriages.

“We're going to take the money away from the Justice Department, who's supposed to enforce it, and we'll use it to enforce the law,” Boehner told the conservative Value Voters Summit.

Boehner is engaged in an ongoing dispute with Attorney General Eric Holder over his refusal to defend in court the Defense of Marriage Act. President Obama has taken the stance that the law is unconstitutional. While the Justice Department usually defends laws passed by Congress against legal challenges, the Obama administration has stopped defending DOMA while Democrats work to repeal the law.

You know if Orange Julius had real huevos between his legs, he'd just threaten to defund the entire Executive Branch until all Democrats everywhere hurled themselves off a cliff.   Stop being a pussy dilettante, Johnny.  Demand to defund AMERICA until you get everything you want ever and stop with this nickel and dime crap.

Wanker.