StupidiNews!

• House Republican Darrell Issa vows that Justice Department subpoenas over Operation Fast and Furious could come as early as this week.
• At least 23 are dead, mostly Coptic Christians, as a crackdown in Cairo by the Egyptian military government continues.
• The list of the most dangerous cities in the US for violent crimes per capita is out, and once again Detroit tops the list.
• Europe's largest hacker group says Germany has issued Trojan spyware to monitor citizens, in violation of the country's constitution.
• Astronomers in Australia have photographed the dust and gases between stars, the interstellar medium, for the first time.