StupidiNews!

• A number of exotic animals have escaped from a private menagerie in eastern Ohio after the death of its owner.
• "Birther Queen" Orly Taitz's latest lawsuit seeking President Obama's "real" birth certificate has been dismissed by a federal judge.
• Florida GOP Congressman Vern Buchanan is back under the spotlight as federal officials are investigating more campaign finance law issues.
• The long-fabled Groupon stock IPO may get into serious gear as early as next week.
• Apple missed its earning target but sales of iOS devices now account for 70% of the company's revenue.