StupidiNews!

• European leaders announced a late night $1.2 trillion debt fix deal that includes a 50% haircut for Greece's bond creditors.
• The US Supreme Court will decide whether or not to take up the question of health care reform's individual mandate on November 10.
• The Obama administration is moving to block new uranium mining permits near Grand Canyon National Park.
• Gaming giant Nintendo will announce their first yearly loss in three decades as the yen and weaker sales of its 3DS portable disappointed analysts.
• The FCC has hit pirate radio jockey Dan "Monkey Man" Roberts with a $10,000 fine for operating his "Pirate Cat" radio station.