StupidiNews!

• After almost nine years, US troops have officially left Iraq and have turned over the last remaining US bases to Iraqi officials.
• Republicans want to make Michigan the latest state to drug test welfare recipients, mandating that they pay for the testing even if they pass.
• HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius says 2.5 million more young Americans now have health coverage under their parents' insurance, a much larger figure than predicted.
• The estate collection of Elizabeth Taylor's wedding gowns and other couture fetched $2.6 million, a fashion auction record.
• The NTSB is raising more than eyebrows as the board is calling for a moratorium on all cell phone use while driving, even with hands-free use.