Blaming It On The Dog

A man is blaming his dog for killing his wife, saying he sat on her and suffocated her. Opponents say there is no way the dog strangled the woman, but this is his defense nonetheless.

Imagine my surprise when I find out this isn't the first time it's happened, either. Another man blamed his wife's death on their pit bull.

And of course, there's the local case of a man who blamed his wife's fatal "jump" from seeing a snake. Nope, he didn't push her, despite witnesses saying they saw him move towards her as though pushing her.

So now we know, somewhere between a fart and attempted murder, there is a line on what one can blame on their animals. Please, don't be this guy.