StupidiNews!

• President Obama will speak to Congress and the country in tonight's State of the Union address, urging that government's role in America is to ensure "a fair shake for all."
• Starbucks will expand into wine and beer in California and Georgia after successful testing in the Pacific Northwest with the offerings.
• Egypt's first session of parliament since the ouster of Mubarak reflected the diversity and growing power of political groups.
• EU officials are looking to give Greek bond investors a steeper "haircut", offering a lower rate of return for Greek bonds in exchange for bailout help.
• Climate numbers for 2011 indicate that last year was around the 10th warmest on record as La Nina kept the year from being "exceptionally" hot.