StupidiNews!

• Thousands of Syrians are expected to protest Russia's UN resolution veto as activists continue to face a bloody crackdown by the al-Assad regime.
• A New Hampshire Republican wants to get rid of the state's lunch break law, saying it's unnecessary over-regulation of business.
• The Pentagon announced some 14,000 service jobs that would now be open to women, bringing the age of women soldiers in combat closer.
• Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin may dissolve the country's ruling party and create a new one to consolidate his power base after next month's elections.
• A Texas jury has delivered a stinging rebuke to the "biggest patent troll case in US history".