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• As forces loyal to the al-Assad regime have captured the Homms neighborhood of Baba Amr, aid workers are being allowed to evacuate the wounded and provide relief.
• The Department of Justice has issued multiple civil subpoenas to mortgage banks, wanting more information on the packaging and selling of subprime loans.
• The President's task force on investigating oil speculation was created last year, but since then they've not met often and have issued no public findings.
• Automaker Hyundai is getting into the luxury car market with its new Equus sedan, starting at $59,000.
• Microsoft says over 1 million people have already downloaded its consumer preview of Windows 8, the OS due later this year.