StupidiNews!

• In Syria, the bloody crackdown of the al-Assad regime continues even after the defection of the country's deputy oil minister yesterday.
• Colorado will once again put a personhood amendment on the ballot for the third federal election in a row.
• New analysis from Barclays Capital suggests retiring Baby Boomers, not discouraged younger workers, are the reason behind the shrinking labor force.
• More than half of Greek bondholders have signed on to the EU's Greek restructuring plan, figuring a 70% loss is better than nothing.
• Hackers at the annual Pwn2Own hacking contest finally cracked Google Chrome's security, a rare loss for the so far bulletproof browser.