If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. -- Benjamin Franklin
Friday, May 25, 2012
Crappy News Day
Well, crap.
Three bodies were pulled out of a septic pond (a fancy phrase for poo pit). They are believed to be those of a father and his two sons. A tractor was found parked and still running on the scene.
The family had been working at the manure pit, but foul play has not been ruled out. The obvious question is, who would purposely dive into something that smelled like that?
In other news, we have a woman who beat up her own mother for money. To make sure the double-amputee could not follow her, she also took her mother's cane, ensuring she would stay put.
Jessica Strahl (Click for crazy-eyed photo goodness) jumped into a truck after assaulting her mother, and has not been seen since she pawned the necklaces she ripped from her mother's neck.
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