Dear America:

"Joe Biden's speech was meaningless because BuzzFeed found somebody at the NAACP convention who was disappointed the President wasn't there so suck it, stupid The Blacks!"

--Moe Lane

Bonus Verbatim Racism:

It’s not even a question of bad optics; it’s just that Obama’s not going to move the fundraising and/or support needle at the NAACP enough to be worth his while, and it’s not like the President’s really all that authentic an African-American in the first place.  The man’s a urban liberal academic, folks.  That’s pretty damned rabiblanco.

Dear Moe Lane:

Kiss my black ass.  Thanks.