Gripping Stupidity

Why was a teenager groped by a stranger?  Well, because he just couldn't resist.  Thank goodness he's temporarily out of population while he learns a little impulse control.

Jackass.

Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.

During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report.

“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Keep up that trend, and they'll be saying that about you in prison, princess.