StupidiNews!

• Norway rampage killer Anders Breivik has been sentenced to 21 years in prison for the murders of 77 people by a Norwegian court. 
• Mark David Chapman, the man who shot and killed John Lennon in 1980, has been denied parole for the seventh time after "significant public opposition" to his release.
• The whereabouts of freelance reporter Austin Tice are unknown after a week since colleagues have heard from him covering Syria.
• Cycling legend Lance Armstrong will reportedly have his seven Tour de France titles stripped and face a lifetime ban from the sport after dropping his opposition to US Anti-Doping Agency findings.
• Meet the Google contractors whose job it is to surf the net for the really awful stuff and remove it from the search engine.