StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A series of earthquakes in southwestern China has killed at least 80 and injured hundreds, destroying thousands of homes, according to state TV.
• The World Health Organization classifies suicide as an epidemic that takes a million lives a year, according to new figures.
• The US State Department has agreed with Congress on a determination that Pakistan's Haqqani Network is a terrorist group, the classification of which could raise US-Pakistan tensions.
• Slower than expected job growth and downward revisions to earlier month's numbers is prompting talk of Ben Bernanke taking action at next week's Fed meeting.
• A federal judge in Illinois has sided with Google, saying that using unencrypted open WiFi networks and intercepting data on them doesn't count as wiretapping.