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• A new snag in the fiscal cliff slope talks:  without a deal to fix the Alternative Minimum Tax, some 100 million Americans could see their tax returns delayed for months.
• House Republicans are vowing that despite the President's call for a new assault weapons ban that new gun control legislation will not pass the House.
• The US Army is seeking the death penalty for the soldier charged with the deaths of 16 Afghan civilians, including 9 children.
• The Justice Department wants UBS trader Tom Hayes extradited, calling him the "kingpin" of the Swiss bank's three year campaign to manipulate the key global Libor interest rate.
• Scientists say a habitable planet may be only 12 light years away in the Tau Ceti system.