StupidiNews!

• With the death of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the country will hold elections in 30 days to choose his successor.
• Tuesday marked an all-time high for the Dow, closing at a record 14,254.
• The TSA will allow passengers to carry small pocketknives, baseball bats, golf clubs, and other formerly prohibited "weapons" on flights starting this week.
• The European Union has fined Microsoft almost $750 million for uncompetitive practices involving its Internet Explorer browser.
• Nearly 25,000 LED lights will be strung into a colorful show along the northern side of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge in a public art project called The Bay Lights.